TRUCKING
WHAT WE DO FROM DAY TO DAY,
IS DRIVING ME INSAIN.
BACK AND FORTH, TO AND FRO,
THERE AND BACK AGAIN.
WHATEVER THE WEATHER RAIN OR SHINE,
WE SIT AND AIM OUR TRUCKS.
ROUND AND ROUND AND UPSIDEDOWN,
WE MUST BE FRIGGIN NUTS.
BUT THE BAD GROUND MAKES IT INTERESTING,
THE BANTER MAKES IT FUN.
I’D RATHER BE ON MY ARSE ALL DAY,
THAN HAVE TO BLOODY RUN.
WE’VE LOOKED AT OTHER JOBS,
BUT NOTHING CAN COMPARE.
TO SAT ON YOUR BUTT ACTING A NUT,
JUST LOOK, AIM AND STEER.
Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! ........ THEY WANT TO!!

nice one kirsty x p